If a Girl was a Computer …

  • EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
  • HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER. 
  • INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access. 
  • MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful. 
  • SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is fun. 
  • RAM GIRLS She forget about you, the moment turn her off. 
  • WINDOW GIRLS Everyone know that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live with out her. 
  • VIRUS GIRLS When you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something. If don’t try you uninstall her you will lose everything. 
  • SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her.